That, after cancelling her show in Indiana minutes before she was due onstage (paramedics were called and told her to give it a miss due to her irregular heartbeat), Lady GaGa was well enough to perform on Oprah the following afternoon... That George Clooney, Justin Timberlake, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, and - of course - Bono and Sting will participate in a benefit planned for Haiti's innumerable quake victims... That the reviews of Ricky Gervais's Golden Globe hosting extravaganza are in... Associated Press, TMZ and Radar Online have described his turn as "cheeky, silly and funny as heck", "Hysterical" and "On fire"... The Hollywood Reporter meanwhile said Gervais was "disappointingly toothless... No doubt award shows will spring him from the bullpen for mid-telecast jumpstarts for some time to come, but his first headline outing was evidence he can't carry an entire event"... That we have yet more Golden Globe pictures available, from the ceremony itself, featuring those who sidelined the red carpet, such as Cameron Diaz, Hallie's Berries, Sofia Loren, Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey's boobs, and Chloe Sevigny's billowy ode to fallopians... That American Idol boss, Simon Fuller, said of Simon Cowell's departure to produce and judge The X Factor: "I want Idol to be purely about talent. We're not going to be led into the mud, we're going to stay on our hill... The Susan Boyle phenomenon is not based on anything but the bizarre (true, but AGAIN, she was the fruit of Britain's Got Talent, NOT the X Factor)... I have integrity about music and believe talent that comes out of Idol is legitimate"... That an insider says Fuller is nothing but jealous, saying: "Fuller has got brains and instinct but has the personality of a wet weekend in Hastings. Cowell has the lot"... Having had the dubious pleasure of meeting them both, I would have to agree... That LaToya Jackson has one of her eyes on Simon Cowell's empty American Idol seat... That last night's Celeb Big Brother nominations went as follows: Nicola nominated Sov ("she's not always a team player") and Stephen ("He's strange towards me. He can be very suggestive at times")... Sov nominated Ivana ("treats me like a kid") and Stephanie ("doesn't acknowledge anyfing I say")... Stephanie nominated Sov ("she's immature, and consciously represents a dissident element") and Jonas ("I don't find talking about farting and shitting all the time amusing")... Sisqo nominated Ivana ("She favours Alex") and Nicola ("She talks about her family too much.")... Ivana nominated Johan (she meant Jonas: "He was running through our house naked. Not what our viewers want, they can get a porno for that. I was very offended". She wasn't so offended by Alex doing exactly the same thing) and Nicola ("she acts sugar sweet... but she's in here for herself")... Alex nominated Sov ("not a team player. She's appealing to her market and her audience, youthful arrogance of 'I don't give a shit'. In this situation you need authority") and Sisqo ("Who's the hunkiest man in here? Come on, it's me. I can't have an American winning this show")... Dane nominated Sov ("She's getting more and more unaware of those around her") and Ivana ("she's a worrier... when you faff about people you put them in the same boat")... Jonas nominated Sisqo ("Again, I'm tired of hearing him talk about money") and Sov ("I feel irritated by her... She's acting childish and smoking all my cigarrettes. It's irresponsible to enter a place like this with 5 packages of cigarettes"... Vinnie nominated Alex ("things are getting tight and things are getting tighters with food... he's in training and has an appetite of three people") and Nic ("She travels around and gets into every camp. I'm not saying she's a stirring on purpose... I've enjoyed her company and now I think she should go and look after the baby)... Stephen nominated Nicola ("she has revealed to me in her behaviour that she's an individual who's more concerned about looking after herself) and Dane ("I'm sensing he's going to start behaving in a way in which he thinks it's how you play the game)... That Sov got five nominations and Nicola got four... The eviction takes place tonight from 8.00pm, with the remaining housemates having to nominate again, straight away, live... That you can see what other celebrity sorts have been up to in Caught Out...
