That David Hasselhoff has been released from hospital after his daughter, Hayley, brought him in... That the Hoff had been drinking for three days prior to his admission to hospital. A source says "Hasselhoff will not admit to his problem. And the sad thing is how it’s affecting his children. Now they are being told to go along with his denials - but living with an alcoholic takes a big toll on kids"... Hasselhoff has since been seen by TMZ "entering the most physically grueling workout class in L.A... trust us - you can't make it through Barry's Bootcamp if you've been drinking. As for the report, Hoff claims he never went to the hospital - and both he and daughter Taylor say they 'have no idea what's going on'"... It's Hayley they should be speaking to... That Tiger Woods is getting an oxegen chamber installed in his gaff... That Liam Gallagher is fronting a new band called Beady Eye, which are "essentially Oasis" minus Noel Gallagher...That Bono has left the Munich hospital he was being treated in. Of U2 cancelling their US tour and Glastonbury, Paul McGuinness said: "Our biggest and I believe best tour has been interrupted and we're all devastated. For a performer who lives to be on stage, this is more than a blow. He feels robbed of the chance to do what he does best and feels like he has badly let down the band and their audience"... That Gorillaz are taking over U2's Glasto slot... For those interested in Bono's back: "The singer had suffered severe compression of the sciatic nerve... he was already in severe pain with partial paralysis in the lower leg. The ligament surrounding the disc had an 8mm-tear and during surgery we discovered fragments of the disc had travelled into the spinal canal"... He now has 8 weeks of rehab in front of him... That Christina Aguilera’s summer tour was cancelled due to disappointing ticket sales... That Nicole Scherzinger won Dancing With The Stars... Shocker... She is now being headhunted by the BBC for the new series of Strictly... That Claudia Schiffer has named her new daughter Cosima Violet... That Michael Bay has opted to cast model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in place of Megan Fox... Unsurprisingly, Rosie has no prior acting experience, proving that none was required to begin with... That Amanda Holden, in an eternal quest to convey coquettishness, said of appearing on BGT: " Before our names are announced, I say to the boys, ‘Feel my heart, feel my heart,’ and they both just basically put their hands on my boob and go, ‘Ooh yes!’ Oh God, I can see the headline now: ‘I got Simon to feel my boob!’ But seriously, I get so excited and nervous that you can feel my heart bouncing out of my chest, like in a cartoon"... That Sarah Jessica Parker said of her marriage to Ferris Bueller: "We've been together for years. Both of us have starred in movies opposite lots of beautiful, smart, interesting people. But we have still come home to the same house, to each other. Matthew isn't jealous when I'm in a movie with a sexy guy. He doesn't seem to show any degree of being threatened by it. I don't know, maybe he doesn't care"... Bingo... Hence the mistress... Cause apparently you can never have too many pictures of people dressed as if their lives depended on it; here are some photos from a Night of Fashion with Eva Longoria Parker, Victoria Beckham, The Simpsons, Vanessa Hudgens, Anna Kendrick, Katherine McPhee, January Jones, Stacy Keibler,*sheilds eyes* Rosario Dawson, and a load of other bones... That someone went overboard with the highlighter... and the bronzer...
