That Amy Winehouse fell over and hurt her boobs, again: "Winehouse, 26 - who had allegedly been drinking alone at her North London flat when she fell - later asked minders to take her back to the private clinic in London's Harley Street where she had an extensive boob job seven months ago"... A source said: "Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming"... Amy was diagnosed with bruised ribs and kept in overnight on Sunday - but is not keen to check out. According to her agent: "She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days"... She likes the pillz 'n fings, innit... That Heather Mills called in a radio competition and won £110 tickets to Whitney Houston's upcoming gig at the O2 Arena in London... Mills, 42, phoned up radio station Heart FM and said her name was 'Heather from Hove'. She simply said: "That's wonderful. Thank you so much. I can take my girlfriend. I'm really excited", and later Tweeted: "Whitney Houston sold out, called Heart FM for a laugh to try and win tickets for my ex's 82 yr old Mega fan Mum and WON, SHE IS SO HAPPY xx"... That Jamie Oliver said: "McDonald's in the UK is very different to the US model - the quality of beef, they only sell free-range eggs, they only sell organic milk, their ethics and recycling are being improved. It probably puts a lot of gastropubs to shame, the amount of work they are doing at the back end"... work at the back end indeed... That, of his ankle injury, David Beckham said: "I looked round, obviously [there was] no-one there. And then I saw my foot. It was just hanging. And then I felt down there and there was a hole and I knew straight away what I'd done"... That Lady GaGa will appear as a guest judge on The X Factor... That Demi Moore said: "I've aged. I don't look the same as I did in my 20s and 30s... but you've got to make the most of what you have got and get a little help where you need it sometimes! I would say that a lot of sex helps. It's the endorphins! But there's more than that - it's also sharing a quality life with someone!"... That Jennifer Lopez is still talking about her pregnancy by way of promoting her film: "I didn't believe I was pregnant, even though I had taken a pregnancy test. The plus sign didn't look dark enough and I kept thinking that maybe it wasn't a good test, so I called the doctor, who said I should come in and check. And then she said, 'Oh, it looks like you're having twins'. It was a big shock"... I doubt that, given she was pushing 40 at the time of conception... That Kate Hudson was spotted canoodling with Thom Yorke at Coachella... That the BBC have issued an apology after receiving 5,583 complaints regarding last Saturday's broadcast of Doctor Who... That someone in the Beeb thought it'd be a great idea to send an animated Graham Norton (advertising that Who Gives Two Hoots About Dorothy thing) careering across the screen during the climax of the show... The apology went a little something like this: "The Over The Rainbow trail in Doctor Who should not have been played out on Saturday and we apologise to all Doctor Who fans whose enjoyment of the show was disrupted. We recognise the strength of feeling that has been expressed and are taking steps to ensure that this mistake will not happen again"... That Charlie Brooker had tweeted: "Why don't the BBC just wipe s**t all over the screen during the final scene of Doctor Who next week? That's a reference to the Over The Rainbow on-screen trail by the way. Loved the ep. Until then... I hope they trail the news with an animated George Alagiah in the final scene of Over The Rainbow"... Charlie Brooker succumbed to Twitter?!... That the world premiere of Iron Man 2 took place in Hollwood last night... Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Mickey Rourke, Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Sly Stallone, and Samuel L. Jackson were amongst the guests, as was Garry Schandling's bloat, and some PR savvy blonde who could barely contain her boobs... Baby should've left her nose alone.
