That Noemie Lenoir, AKA the bird who used to always put in an appearance in her undies during the Marks and Spencers TV ads, "was found slumped unconscious in woods after trying to kill herself". She was found by a dog walker, and empty bottle of spirits and pills were found next to her... The Sun reports: "Noemie is said to be under "extreme stress" after her Swiss lover Carl Hirschmann was linked to a blackmail plot. A source close to French beauty Noemie said last night: 'After coming to on Sunday, she was in a state of great distress and very ill. She had clearly attempted to harm herself and had fallen unconscious. She was rushed to hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. It seems she tried to commit suicide as a cry for help. She's now recovering"... That John Terry's dad, 56-year-old Edward, has pleaded guilty to trying to sell cocaine in a wine bar: "Mr Saunders said his client was 'embarrassed' because of the upset caused to his son. Terry will be sentenced at Basildon Crown Court on June 1 and was released on bail. Prosecutor Ricky Khagram said Terry had supplied drugs to a News of the World reporter called Dan Sanderson and been paid a total of £160"... That Sean Penn has "been ordered to perform 300 hours of community service following a scuffle with a photographer" in LA last year... That Gwen Stefani's up the Damien with her third child... That Kate Moss is getting hypnotherapy to help her get pregnant with Jamie Hince's seed: "Kate is aware that she smokes heavily and probably drinks a little too much. So she has been to see a Harley Street therapist to help her break those habits. Jamie is keen to start a family and Kate knows that it would be wise to try to conquer her vices before she gets pregnant again"... That 16-year-old Taylor Momsen said: "I have a knife collection. I have my favourite black knife with me all the time. It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it... I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: 'Holy s***!'"... That Spencer Pratt is turning into a hillbilly version of Howard Hughes: "The insider shares frightening never-before-seen photos of their actual home far from Hollywood in LA's Pacific Palisades area. The kitchen and living room are filled with Spencer's crystals, stacks of his screenplays and junk everywhere. 'Their four dogs aren't housebroken,' an insider tells Life & Style. 'They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs' mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up'"... That Sinitta said of Simon Cowell's pending nuptials to Mezhgan Hussainy: "I really don't know if he will go through with it. If he is really true to himself he probably won't (sound). He always said he never wanted to get married. He surprised (and embittered) us all"... That Cheryl Cole's on the horn: "Cheryl has had the dancers on tour in hysterics telling them in her broad Geordie accent that she's 'gagging for it'. Sex was the last thing on her mind when she was coming to terms with her relationship ending. But now she's over it, she wants a smile back on her face"... That mixing business with pleasure is taking its toll on Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart... The New York Post reports: "The pair had a massive blow-up as they reshot a scene for Eclipse, the third installment of the "Twilight" series, at an Indian reservation near Vancouver along with co-star Taylor Lautner. A witness said, 'Kristen asked for a reshoot because she didn't like her wig in the scene. Robert turned up later on the set. When Robert arrived, he and Kristen started fighting. She accused him of taking a later flight from London because he had been hanging out too late at a burlesque bar. She accused him right in front of the director and the crew... He didn't take it well. They were both so angry, the crew had to take a break for an hour for things to simmer down'"... Strange. She looks so easy going...
