That, quelle surprise, newly wedded Miranda Kerr is four months pregnant: "Rumours suggesting the pair had rushed down the aisle because the model was carrying the couple's first child swirled, but the stars refused to comment about their reasons for rushing the wedding... Orlando broke the news last month when they were on their honeymoon in Anguilla in the Caribbean. A hotel worker said: 'He kept apologising for Miranda being grumpy. He said she wasn't well as she was pregnant. They looked very much in love'"... That Madonna has negotiated a residency in Las Vegas: "The Material Girl is weighing up an offer to spend a five year residency in Las Vegas worth £500,000,000 ($1billion). Celine Dion, Elton John and Cher have done the same in the past"... That Jennifer Aniston is going about promoting her new film, The Switch, in a novel way: "On Live with Regis and Kelly Thursday, the Switch star, 41, was discussing dressing up as Barbra Streisand for the September issue of Harper's Bazaar when she let the word slip. 'You're playing dress up!' Regis told her. She replied, 'Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!' Peter Berns, CEO of The Arc (a nonprofit advocate for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities), tells UsMagazine.com it was “extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate"... That Lee Ryan has been charged with assault: "The singer, due to release his second solo album later this year, allegedly hit his fiancée Samantha Millar - who is also the mother of his son. BBC News reports that the attack is alleged to have happened while the pair were in a car in London's West End on Wednesday. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: 'Lee Ryan, self-employed, of Henley-on-Thames, is due to appear on bail charged with common assault.' The Blue star is due to appear at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court on August 27. His most recent Twitter update, posted on Wednesday, read: 'Looking forward to going to disney land with sammi and baby!!! X'"... Grim... That Michael Douglas might not be able to speak after he's treated for throat cancer... That Lindsay Lohan's behavior is due to being "incorrectly diagnosed" with ADHD: "Dr. Joe Haraszti - a prominent L.A. addiction specialist - tells TMZ... people who take Adderall when they don't need it can experience similar effects as people who use cocaine or methamphetamine... people who unnecessarily take Adderall can display manic symptoms... and often do things like "driving around until all hours of the morning ... smoking heavily ... tweeting ... and texting all night long. They can become very impulsive"...
