That Lily Allen has been tweeting about snotting herself in the lobby of the Wolseley hotel yesterday: "Owwwwwcch. My neck hurts... Still not funny. My neck hurts a lot... At the docs. It's whiplash from my fall yesterday! Oh deary me"... That Abbey Clancy is officially forgiving Peter Crouch: "It's not going to be easy, but, given time, I hope we can get through this. We've been through too much. I'm not prepared to let it go"... The teenage prostitute he paid €1,000 to have sex with him in Madrid said: "I can't believe he paid for sex with me when he has a gorgeous woman like her at home"... Show's the level of respect on display... That, of claims she shared a bed with Simon Monjack after her daughter's death, only so they could "console each other in grief" (she allegedly let their secret slip to investigators from the coroner's office as she showed them Monjack's room. She is said to have pointed to "her side of the bed"), Sharon Murphy said: "I am very disturbed that the L.A. Coroners [sic] office continues to release things to the media that are misleading. The TMZ story with it's [sic] salacious headline suggesting that my prescious [sic] son-in-law Simon and I slept in bed together, infering [sic] sexual contact is journalism at its lowest"... That Kelsey Grammer might have to pay in the region of $50million to ex-wife: "The US actor's third wife, Camille Donatacci, is demanding more than half his £77million fortune after their bitter split, it emerged yesterday. Friends of ex-Playboy model Camille say she was livid after learning that former Cheers star Kelsey, 55, and Virgin Atlantic worker Kayte Walsh, 29, were expecting a baby. The announcement of the pregnancy came just weeks after it was revealed that Camille had filed for divorce"... That Jesse James is now dating another tattooed tapestry, one Kat Von D... That John Leslie is signing up for I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!: " The former Blue Peter host, who has rarely worked on television since he was subject of a series of sexual assault allegations, has seen his current business as a property developer flounder in recent months. Leslie has always maintained his innocence relating to the allegations (made by Ulrika Johnson in her book), and has never been found guilty of any sex offence. He has now had a string of meetings with bosses on the jungle-based challenge show in the hope of reviving his career"... That Jedward are also said to be signing up: "Everyone is confident Jedward will be TV gold. We can't wait to see how they'll get on with the rest of the camp. We're pretty sure they’ll irritate the hell out of some of them"... That Cheryl Cole is now dating one of the Black Eyed Peas' backing dancers: "Cheryl has been more than happy to use Derek and her good friend will.i.am to fool paparazzi and fans alike. She has actually been dating one of the dancers" *snores*... That, of the death threats he's been receiving since announcing his plan to run for president in Haiti, Wyclef Jean said: "Just for our safety we came to an area we feel is secured - that is my town. We're in an area where we're comfortable, the area where we were at before, we weren't comfortable. We know this situation we've embarked on, death threats come with the territory. But beyond that it's not about all those negative information (sic)"... That Naomi Campbell now owes a tax bill of $63,487: "According to tax watchdog Robert Snell, the IRS filed a $63,487 lien against her last month with the New York City Register's office for taxes assessed in 2009"... That ex-EastEnder Preeya Kalidas (Amira Shah) has been dropped by her record label already: "Shimmy (that being the name of her first release) got very little radio or TV airplay, which is vital for a first single. Bosses thought the album wouldn't do much better. There was a difference of opinion with Mercury about the direction she should go in. If Mercury is not the right label, there are others who are interested"... Funnily enough, Preeya recently said she would "never say never" to reprising her role on the soap...
