That Finley 'remember me! I'm Neneh Cherry's half brother!' Quaye was arrested for "punching a barman and spitting at two women during a boozy pub row"... The Sun reports: "Cops were called to the trendy Queen's gastro pub in Primrose Hill, North London - but the award-winning musician had left. He was arrested at another pub. A source said: 'The staff asked him to leave and he allegedly went off his rocker. A barman was hit in the face and the landlady and a barmaid were spat at in the face'"... His love gets sweeter every day... Every day since 1997... That Dion Mial, a friend of Gary Coleman, said of the latter's death: "I believe there was foul play. There are criminal intentions"... That an FBI agent added: "Pictures of the scene strongly suggest a murder. You can tell from a blood smear on the wall that he fell with a great deal of force"... That P. Diddy, by way of promoting Get Him to The Greek, had this to say of Russell Brand: "Russell's the man (even if he can't quite manage to say entertainment dot ie). He's a singer too like me but he’s a rock star and dresses like one too (*backs slowly away*). I'm gonna get Diddy Dirty Money to write a song for his wedding to Katy. She’s really tamed him. He's a cool guy, but he’s not as wild as he used to be. He's ready to settle down with Katy now... I'm the best at parties so I'm gonna get him rocking out and everyone dancing. I'm like the King of England and Jay-Z is King of France (OK, he's old, but he's not THAT old, like, from the 1800's)... It's going to be wild"... That Daraaaaaah,eeeeeeeeh,oh,eeeeeeh O'Brian has landed himself Adrian Chiles's post as the host of The Apprentice: You're Fired... O'Brian said: "I'm delighted to be stepping into the chair for this. As a comedian, I've spent my entire career asking people, 'What do you do for a living?' It can't be too much of a stretch to add the words 'now that you know you're not getting this job' at the end of the question"... That Lindsay Lohan's assistant has had enough and slung in the proverbial... According to TMZ: "Elinore said that she was 'exhausted' and 'had enough of Lindsay's demands', which included staying with her for days without a break and being blamed for the actress's troubles that didn't concern her... In addition, an insider revealed that the job was extremely low-paid given the amount of hours the assistant was expected to work"... Lindsay Lohan had an assistant?... That Miley Cyrus said: "If I'm ever seen out dancing at a club having fun, I don’t want people to immediately go, 'Oh, she's on drugs, she's drunk'. I'm never going to be that person *whistles*. As long as I steer clear of that and keep that mind frame, I think I'll be cool... I'm not gonna be, like, 'I'll never have a drink in my entire life', because that’s probably going to be a lie. There's a right way to do so - everything is good in small portions"... That Robert Pattinson said: "Can you imagine if they decided to go full-out and Twilight suddenly became this totally hardcore series for adults with nude scenes? Summit would suddenly become the most progressive studio in the world. It would be funny"... That CNN are headhunting Piers Morgan for some reason... That Russell Crow is not dead: "A rep for the Robin Hood star said the rumor that he had fallen more than 50 feet to his death in the mountains near Kitzbuhel at 4:30 a.m. yesterday were 'not true.' The poppycock, started by a fake news Web site, spread like wildfire and was reported by New York radio station Z100"... That here's your random red carpet gallery for today; the Country Music Awards *softly strums banjo*... Expect bad cases of fake tan and obesity... That you can see photos of A Taste of Dublin 2010, Woody Harrelson leaving La Stampa and many men in drag in Caught Out...

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