That I'm almost over this blasted bug I contracted, but not quite... Yep, it's that slow a news day... That N-Dubz'zz'z... zzzzzzZZZZZ's Dappy's been warned not to hang around with Kate Moss... cause hanging around with Kate Moss is career suicide when you're a talentless tw*t - just ask Pete Doherty... That Dappy's management weren't too thrilled by the news he and Moss had "exchanged numbers at the Isle of Wight Festival", saying: "It's now out of the question after his management told him they didn't want him in the spotlight that follows Kate"... That Kerry Katona is still taking the meds: "The old Kerry is me now, I lost my way and I went all weird but this is the old Kerry that everyone fell in love with. That wasn't me before, it was a different Kerry"... That Kate Hudson is now dating Muse's Matt Bellamy... That Kendra Wilkinson said this of her recently released sex tape: "Now that this happened, it hurts, but I know it's going to make me and Hank better parents. It's really going to make us teach our child what's right and wrong in this world. We're going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect"... That some child psychologists have a slightly different view: "To justify the tape in this way, however, will teach him that he is not accountable for his actions and to make excuses for bad decisions"... "When her son grows up, if anyone remembers the sex tape, or if he finds stacks of them in the garage, he will be psychologically damaged by seeing his mother performing sex acts"... "I think sometimes things are better left not talked about. Son and sex tape in the same sentence is one of those times"... That, of calling Michael Bay Hitler, Megan Fox said: "In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret"... That Megan Fox is "spitting blood" after being alerted to the fact that Bay hired Rosie Huntington-Whitley to replace her in Transformers before "she decided to walk"... That Randy Jackson is in hospital after suffering what medics believe was a mild heart attack... That Gary Coleman wanted to live: "Among the documents filed today by Shannon is a health care power of attorney which Gary filled out in 2006. Under the heading 'Instructions for Health Care' - Gary checked a box titled 'Choice to Prolong Life' which states, 'I want my life to be prolonged as long as possible within the limits of generally accepted health care standards'"... That two Samsung-related events took place on both sides of the Atlantic last night, one in New York and one in London... One was slightly more upmarket than the other...
