A stage adaptation of one of the greatest BBC Television comedies ever written, Opens at The Millbank Theatre on Wednesday 18th November to Saturday 12th December. Meet René, the most wanted man in occupied France: women want his body, the Resistance wants his brain and the Nazis want his sausage! This stunning stage production follows the hilarious adventures of hapless café owner René in war-torn occupied France as he and his wife Edith struggle to keep for themselves a priceless portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies stolen by the Nazis and hidden in a sausage in their cellar. Adding to René's litany of woes, the French Resistance force him to aid their persistent attempts to return two bumbling British airmen to England. René must also keep the German soldiers happy who frequent café and keep his long-running affairs with his two waitresses, Yvette and Mimi, from his wife Edith, or losing his cherished café may be the least of his problems... Book early as this hilarious show is guaranteed to leave you helpless with laughter.
