That tonight's Corrie has been pulled - again... That, of her nude shoot for Essence magazine, Jada Pinkett Smith said: "In all honesty, when I walked out there and disrobed, I felt like a queen... like there was nothing I couldn't do... I was wearing a really cute pair of taupe-coloured shorts and nothing else. And I thought, 'This just looks like 'scared'’. Everything comes off, but the shorts? Fear is what communicates"... Whereas no taupe shorts communicates that all females in the public eye need to be able to drop their pants on a whim... That Jessica Alba will never strip off for role... That Jessica Biel wanted to be Indiana Jones as a child: "As a kid I wanted to be Indiana Jones and dig for bones and find mummies. I have a love of Egyptology. I would like to go there and see the pyramids"... Suddenly, I'm bored...That Spencer really is a pratt: "I am so addicted to crystals, it's like a sickness... I've spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left. There's a whole science to this. I'm not crazy"... A source added: "The trouble is that Spencer spends all their money on being famous and although he’s very smart when it comes to publicity his business sense is not up to scratch"... That four-year-old Suri Cruise has gotten herself an iPad... She was seen "playing with Apple's latest gadget while at dinner at Il Cantinori in New York late last month with her parents. The iPad can cost from $499 to $829 depending on the size of the gadget's hard drive. Sources said to Life & Style that the youngster put aside her cuddly toys to use a drawing program on the iPad while her parents chatted to their friends"... That Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale spent $15k on their four-year-old son's birthday party. That, of her child, Kingston, Stefani said: "Kingston's whole thing is, 'I need, I need'. He is insane right now. We're just hoping for the best and that he's not going to turn out to be a freak"... That he'll snap out of freak mode if you tell him 'No' once in a while... That, of the demise of Big Brother, Davina Gurnmore said: "Yay! I get my summers back and have a life again. Ooh, I can have barbecues and go out to dinner parties. I hope I do get invited out again and people won't just assume I'm not around. For 13 weeks of summer I get invited to nothing. I can't wait. I can even go on holiday"... That Miley Cyrus "shocked fans" by implying a lesbian kiss on last night's BGT (here's the alleged kiss. Big wup)... That I'm more shocked/horrified by Miley's wish to portray Carrie Bradshaw in the inevitable film adaptation of The Carrie Diaries... Candace Bushnell needs to be stopped... That Jack Osbourne has failed to get a restraining order against his ex... That Jennifer Aniston will not be appearing in Scream 4... That Heather Mills wants judging role on Dancing On Ice... That Yvonne Keating is blanking a family holiday... The Mirror reports: "Ronan's Boyzone bandmate Keith Duffy and his partner Lisa had invited the Keating family on a break to France in a bid to get the couple's relationship back on track. However, it is thought that Yvonne stayed home yesterday as her partner flew out for the trip with their three children. A source said: 'Yvonne needs time on her own. They are still way off getting back together'"... That I might start doing an Irish Celebrity Round Up of a Friday so it doesn't keep seeping into proper celebrity news... I'm thinking of calling it Sheenanigans... Speaking of which; there's a load of photos from TV3's Celebrity Salon launch (AKA Virginia McCari's breasts) in Caught Out...
