Only just uploaded ahead of St. Patrick's Day, the vintage sketch starring a young Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers is so loaded with stereotypes and bad accents that it's probably illegal to watch here.

Set in a pub (strike one), it features Fallon and Meyers as morning TV chat show hosts who can't agree on why one of them threw a punch the previous night (strike two) and are then joined by Dan Aykroyd and his swarm of kids (strike three) who barrel through some stereotypes like there's no tomorrow.

Look, what we're basically saying is you wouldn't get away with this kind of thing today (although apparently a random sketch about dogs on Aer Lingus flights is fine) but just know that this is still what 99% of Americans, and probably the world, thinks we're like.

We blame Conor McGregor.