If you thought the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle WASN'T going to get the Lifetime TV Movie treatment, you're living in a dream world.

Of course it was. It was preordained by God Almighty and was destined to happen from the very split-second that the marriage was announced. In fact, you could put cash money down and bet that the film was greenlit the very day the marriage was announced.

The TV movie stars Parisa Fitz-Henley, who was in Marvel's Luke Cage, as Meghan Markle and Australian actor Burgess Abernethy - which if you told us was a Sherlock Holmes villain, we'd believe you - as Prince Harry.

It premieres on Lifetime on May 13th and will likely do the rounds online shortly thereafter.