We've already brought you the sterling work of Helen Mirren, Drake bringing the Bling, Alec Baldwin peddling Amazon, a half naked Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen, as well as a very questionable PETA ad highlighting sexual longevity to your attention... And who could forget Willem Dafoe's turn as Marilyn... But of course there were some spots that were keeping a lower profile until last night's extravaganza aired. 

For example, Mountain Dew's high level of pugness thanks to their Puppy Monkey Baby... This will haunt you for the rest of the day / YOUR LIFE.

There's more weirdness courtesy of Doritos...

Kevin Hart showcased how best to stalk your daughter on a date....

We also go to see Hyundai's Ryan Reynoldsarama in all it's glory...

Jeff Goldblum took on the mantel of Brad Bellflower for Apartments.com...



We touched on Christopher Walken's Closets a few weeks back. Here it is in full thanks to Kia...

We have Liam Neeson being very Liam Neeson for LG... That young fellah there is his son, Micheal, BTW.

To balance things out, there's aliens selling Mexican Avocados by highlighting what a primitive species we are...

The mandatory Victoria's Secret spectacle involving Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, and their new coach, "TV Personality Erin Andrews."

Colgate highlighting just how precious water is...

Gary Sinise reminding us just how all consuming financial strain can be...

And the ad everyone's talking about featuring Bowie's Starman... We dare you not to blub just a little bit.