Congratulations, Late Late Show producers - you've just made sure an entire generation of TV viewers remains single after last night.

Yes, the annual carnage that is the Late Late Valentine's Special was a particularly cheesy affair - with none other than Dickie Rock and Crystal Swing on musical duties and Ryan Tubridy on making everyone feel awkward duties. The conversations on the night included dick pics, threesomes, manscaping, a condom hamper for everyone in the audience - no, really - and, naturally enough, Al Porter and Linda Martin in there somewhere.

Twitter, of course, was alight from the very beginning. We can only hope Liveline on Monday is this interesting.

Take a look.