Just when you think Celebrity Big Brother couldn't possibly scrape the barrel any harder, this sorta thing comes along and proves you wrong.

Security had to be deployed to the "Celebrity" Big Brother House over fears that Stephen Bear would actually attack his fellow contestants. The whole thing kicked off when Bear, who is just famous for being on reality TV shows like Ex On The Beach, was caught wearing the face off Chloe Khan.

The pair of them then entered the communal bedroom whereupon their antics woke up Heavy D - Storage Wars' Heavy D, not the actually talented rapper Heavy D. So, Bear and Heavy D got into an argument and, long story short, Bear threw a mug against the wall and started shouting at his fellow reality TV rejects. We're not entirely sure, but we think his heightened emotions may be down to the unfolding Brexit situation and its effects on macroeconomics in the European Union.

Bear was then ordered to the Diary Room where he was told that his behaviour wasn't acceptable. Bear, being the actual man-child that he is, threw a strop but quickly calmed down when security entered the Diary Room. Bear will now have to sleep in a separate room to the rest of the house and has been formally warned about his behaviour.

When we say security, we of course mean two heavies with earpieces. It wasn't actually riot squad people with baseball bats and shields or anything like that. Although, in fairness, that would make the whole thing interesting. Y'know, go all Hunger Games on CBB. Just a thought, Endemol.

If you care, tonight's episode of CBB will show the whole thing in all its ungodly horror. The madness kicks off at 9PM on TV3.