To be fair, his clothes remained on the entire time and he didn't engage in any sexual activity on tape - so at least there's that.
What's interesting about all this is that not twenty-four hours ago, the Republican nominee for the most powerful position in the Western world was specifically targeting and attempting to discredit a former beauty pageant winner over a sex-tape - which was ultimately proven to be false.
Trump went on a Twitter rant, responding to claims made by former Miss Universe Alicia Machado that she was mistreated by him during the '90s. Machado claimed that Trump called her "Miss Piggy", regularly criticised her for gaining weight and made racially-tinged jokes about her Latin American roots, calling her "Miss Housekeeping".
Trump was, at the time, a co-owner of the Miss Universe beauty pageant. Trump claimed that Machado had a sex tape, but was actually footage taken from a reality television show that she was a part of.
Back to Trump and the porn tape. The video, which is called Playboy Centrefold: Bernaolo Twins and was discovered by Buzzfeed, features a snippet of Trump hanging out with various Playmates outside his building in New York. Trump then pours a bottle of champagne over a limousine with the Playboy logo, whilst various Playmates clap and cheer.
As well as this, the video also features fully nude women in various sexual positions and, uh, well, it's softcore porn so you can guess.
The really embarrassing part of all this is that the Republican Party has stated on its official platform that pornography is "a public health crisis" - and their nominee for President is appearing a softcore porn video.
There is never going to be another Presidential election like this one, people. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Via Buzzfeed
