Stop trying to make Internet Explorer happen. It's not going to happen.
Internet Explorer is a piece of crap. We all know that. But for many of us, it was our intro to the world wide web, on Dial-Up internet of all things. Remember that sweet lullaby? Well, Windows have gone and given IE a revamp, and to try and tempt us back to using the browser (like anything could tempt us away from our precious Chrome and Firefox) they've gone on a nostalgia buzz and reminded us of what it was like to grow up in the 90s. There's a significant lack of all the naff clothes, but otherwise it's quite accurate.
And at least Windows are being honest about how crap it was.
