I'm sure the only reason that Michael Carrick and Ryan Giggs signed up to star in this Japanese TV commercial for tomato juice (at least we think it's tomato juice) is because they were told it would never ever be shown on TV in this part of the world.

But, thanks to the magic of the series of tubes known as the Internet, we can now present it to you in all its glory! How about Carrick and Giggs' masterful take on the Japanese language? And does anyone else think that those fake slurping noises are incredibly disgusting?

United's Japanese star Shinki Kawaga also shows up in the advertisement but, to be fair, he's got a history of starring in some dodgy TV commercials. Still, Giggsy, you've got some explaining to do!