Back in our day, it was only the slyest and luckiest of birds that would even attempt to make off with human goods but now it seems they're all at it.

This seagull was spotted in a Gregg's in South Shields, England by a man who claims the bird cased the joint before making his move, apparently "looking in, checking the coast was clear" before strolling right in, nabbing a packet of crisps and then strolling back out again like it's no big deal.

This is just the beginning people. Next thing you know they'll be stealing your jobs, your kids and your wife. Remain vigilant.