If there's a prize for being the most shameless man on the planet, we think we'll have to give it to Nick Gilronan, who won top prize in Brooklyn's smallest penis competition.
The 27 year old nabbed $200 for having the tiniest member in the New York borough, storming to victory in front of a crowd of about 100 at King's County Bar over the weekend. He was even rewarded with a rendition of Elton John's Tiny Dancer. While some of the other contestants wore masks, Gilronan quite literally bared all, and wasn't too worried about sharing the news with the world.
"I'm very confident in my body, so [there was] no need to wear a mask," he told Gothamist."I looked at the contest as a fun and entertaining event and intended to put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful." He also used his new found errr, fame, to share a few pearls of wisdom with the world, telling everyone that would listen that all the negative connotations attached to smaller members were driven by the media.
"The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship," he explained. "Same thing with breast size. We're all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way. "Most people do not look that way. Some people let that false sense of body image upset them, and they shouldn't be upset at all. Even worse, some people use those false standards and judge other people. It's disconcerting."
Well said there Nick, but will everyone else agree?
Picture (Marc Yearsley)
