Remember the good old days when you didn't have to worry about the prospect of Donald Trump becoming the most powerful man in the world and instead could just rely on him for insightful commentary about the most shocking celebrity news stories?
No? Oh. Well the year was 2012 anyways and Trump was bizarrely obsessed with the unraveling of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship. Over a period of about a month, Trump sent out a series of tweets that included shade being thrown at Kristen Stewart, advice being given to Robert Pattinson and shameless plugs for his Miss Universe Pageant.
Gawker recently curated the series of tweets in chronological order and it really does make for some entertaining reading.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
He makes it clear from the very beginning that he's team R Patz all the away.
Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again--100 certain--am I ever wrong?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012
That's a rhetorical question right?
Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012
What a class act.
So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn't matter-- the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2012
Expert relationship analysis from the Donald.
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
It's almost four years later and still no official thank you from Rob. It's almost as if he didn't appreciate the advice?
Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012
Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc & @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2012
#shamelessplug
Robert Pattinson is putting on a good face for the release of Twilight. He took my advice on Kristen Stewart...I hope!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2012
Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2012
Poor Brian.
After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen--she will cheat on him again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 13, 2012
We wonder what Trump thought of the final Twilight movie in the end?
Anyone else really want to get Donald's thoughts on the HiddleSwift and Calvin Harris situation?
