Like many other iPhone 5 owners, there is rarely a day that goes by without the thought "I wish I could eat my iPhone cover" passing through my mind. But not today, because, iPhone 5 people of the world, that wish has now become a reality.
Say hello and munch munch, nom nom nom to The Survival Senbie iPhone 5 case. Made from toasted brown rice and salt, the phone cover looks so good you could almost eat it.
This nifty product isn't without its drawbacks though. According to the case's designer Mariko, there's an 89% chance it will break in your pocket, a 76% chance it will crumble when you try to put it on your phone and a 120% chance it will break if you drop it. Yes, 120%. Seems like they're better at their statistics than phone cover manufacturing.
The 'survival' bit comes to play if you find yourself in a disaster situation but I reckon you'd be better off just sellotaping a Mars bar to your phone. Seriously, considering this 100% stupid piece of iPhonery fashion retails at around €38, if you actually buy one of these there is a 79% chance you are insane.
