Eau du Sushi?
Mmmm, just what everyone wants to smell like. Cold, raw fish.
Okay, so the cologne from Demeter Fragrance Library isn't exactly fish scented (if you wanted to do that you could just slather yourself in that glue from Art class in school), but is described as having the "fresh scent of just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences". Demeter's tagline is "Simple, Subtle, Singular Scents". Notice the lack of the word 'nice' or any other synonyms of pleasantness in there.
Because after all, would you really want to smell like food? The only thing you'd probably attract is wild animals. Which is ideal if you're trying to be a Disney Princess, but it won't exactly be pleasant when you're running down the street from a flock of ravenous seagulls.
Story by David O'Shaughnessy | 19:00 | Wednesday 7th November 2012 | Trending