Do you have a depraved mind? Are you constantly thinking of the most horrible, twisted scenarios imaginable for your own amusement?

If so, the people behind Cards Against Humanity are looking for remote contributors and they want to hire you. In a short statement on their website, the description says that they're looking for 15 white cards and 5 black cards as suggestions, and add that they're particularly interested in "applicants from historically marginalized communities to apply, particularly people of color, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community."

"Also looking for hot single dads." So, there's that.

The rules of Cards Against Humanity are pretty simple. You start with ten white cards and the person who's most recently done a number two / took a dump / whatever is chosen to be the "Card Czar", or dealer. He then plays a black card face up and either reads the question or gives the statement with a blank in it.

It's up to everyone else to complete the sentence and pass their card to the dealer who then reads out and choses the funniest and most fitting sentence or answer from the choices. The more f*cked up it is, the better chance you have of winning that round.

The deadline for submissions is August 31st and you can apply here.