This one is truly and utterly bizarre. Eighteen human heads all the way from Rome were found by officials in a package delayed at Chicago O'Hare Airport, but everything is cool people, they were just headed to a medical research centre. No biggie. Move along. The heads were stopped by officials when the accompanying documentation proved to be 'confusing'. Although the people in the airport are being ridiculously chill about the whole thing.
Quoth Brian Bell, a spokesman with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to the Chicago Sun Times (AKA the paper Drew Barrymore works for in the completely underrated Never Been Kissed) ''Everybody here is ‘Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads’ and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of,” Bell said. “It is a potentially legitimate medical shipment. We’ve seen it at various ports in the nation.''
Human heads. Everywhere. Lovely
