If you're at Electric Picnic, you're probably having a grand 'oul time drinking warm cider at two in the afternoon whilst some band you claim to have heard of blasts away in the background.
Bully for you. For the rest of us, we're stuck at home with the knowledge that we didn't actually want to go in the first place, that the lineup was crap and that we're generally content with being all grown up and stuff.
No, of course not. We're bitter as f**k about the whole thing and can't bring ourselves to admit. Hence, the hashtag #EPatHome was created by Chris Williams was born with a simple premise: come up with ways you can recreate the experiences of Electric Picnic from your very home.
Some of these have been downright brilliant. Take a look.
10.
When you really need to pee, wait 20 more mins. Eventually allow yourself into your toilet. Hover mistrustfully over loo. Air dry. #EPAtHome
— Sinéad Keogh (@sineadkeogh) September 4, 2015
This one... this one hits home.
9.
Sit in your car on a country boreen for an hour or two, every so often uttering, "Ah I think I can see movement up ahead". #EPathome
— Niamh Gunning (@niamhspectrum) September 4, 2015
"Will we head up?" --No, finish our cans. Ugh, I don't even want this.
8.
Stand outside the back door for 15 minutes before handing 12 quid over in exchange for a lukewarm pie #epathome
— luke mcmanus (@lukemcmanus) September 4, 2015
For the real experience, douse it with oxtail soup and get a fork that'll break easily under pressure.
7.
Look at the batty oul' wan across the road and pretend she's Grace Jones. #epathome
— Philip Nolan (@philipnolan1) September 4, 2015
Give her a hula hoop and ask her to sing Pull Up To The Bumper for maximum effect.
6.
Just paid my neighbour €13.50 for a ham & cheese sandwich, now I'm drinking 48 cans of Scrumpy Jack in the front garden #epathome
— Adrian Carty (@poorado) September 5, 2015
#bants #cider #electricpicnic
5.
Blast different music in each room of your house, stand in the kitchen fire 45 minutes and post an instagram of the hang sangwidge.#epathome
— Waste Of Good Skin (@wasteofgoodskin) September 5, 2015
Convince yourself you're having a good time and enjoying it all, too.
4.
Start drinking warm cider at 11am before crashing in the tent you've erected in your sitting room #epathome
— Melanie Finn (@Melfinn1) September 5, 2015
Better yet, forget the tent and decide to stay in your neighbour's tent / sitting room instead because you're total mates now.
3.
@VonnyR7 @aoifemrtn @ireland put tent up and invite passers by to come in for holistic Indian Ayurvedic head massage for 50e #epathome
— Karen (@KarenSklL) September 4, 2015
You'll also take decent, eh... whatever... in exchange.
2.
Putting €6 into the fridge and taking out an open, flat, half empty can of Heineken. #epathome
— Aisling Twomey (@taisling) September 4, 2015
YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. THIS IS WORTH IT. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT.
1.
Fall into a bush in the neighbour's garden at 4am with your iPod. Pretend it's the rave in the woods #EPAtHome
— Duchess ofWellington (@DuchessofWelly) September 4, 2015
Otherwise known as an average Saturday in your early twenties.