If you're at Electric Picnic, you're probably having a grand 'oul time drinking warm cider at two in the afternoon whilst some band you claim to have heard of blasts away in the background.

Bully for you. For the rest of us, we're stuck at home with the knowledge that we didn't actually want to go in the first place, that the lineup was crap and that we're generally content with being all grown up and stuff.

No, of course not. We're bitter as f**k about the whole thing and can't bring ourselves to admit. Hence, the hashtag #EPatHome was created by Chris Williams was born with a simple premise: come up with ways you can recreate the experiences of Electric Picnic from your very home.

Some of these have been downright brilliant. Take a look.

 

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This one... this one hits home.

 

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"Will we head up?" --No, finish our cans. Ugh, I don't even want this.

 

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For the real experience, douse it with oxtail soup and get a fork that'll break easily under pressure.

 

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Give her a hula hoop and ask her to sing Pull Up To The Bumper for maximum effect.

 

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#bants #cider #electricpicnic

 

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Convince yourself you're having a good time and enjoying it all, too.

 

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Better yet, forget the tent and decide to stay in your neighbour's tent / sitting room instead because you're total mates now.

 

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You'll also take decent, eh... whatever... in exchange.

 

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YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. THIS IS WORTH IT. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT.

 

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Otherwise known as an average Saturday in your early twenties.