Introducing Jesús Ángel.

Jesus grew up in San Juan, Mexico to hard working bald parents. One night, when he was five, he saw ER and knew he wanted to be just like George Clooney - a doctor with fabulous hair.

Too young to realise that George was an actor and not an actual doctor he decided to study hard whilst always taking care of his hair. He’s the guy at school that the jocks, nerds and girls loved.

The New York Times calls him ‘The best hair model the world has seen’ and New Scientist says he’s ‘the best brain surgeon of his generation’.

His professionalism and reputation at both brain surgery and hair modelling are second to none so much so that he’s been on the panel for Miss World a record 19 times with rumours circling that he's set to take over from The Donald as senior judge.

Ladies and gentlemen...Jesús Ángel.

Longitude Festival Tips

Hello to you my beautiful amigos in Ireland.

Me gusta summer and me gusto mucho Longitude. Ess like the best fiestival. I have never, and will never, enjoy camping. Do you know the size of generator I needed for my hairdryer the one and only time I did it?

I mean come on not everyone can look as good as me after having slept in a tent that’s why Longitude is perfect for you average haired people.

Now here are my tips for you to make sure you have the best time at Longitude.

Tip One : Make sure you use plenty of mousse when you’re drying your hair that morning. You may not be camping but flat hair is a nightmare so extra hold is my suggestion.

Tip Two : Dry hair shampoo. And not that silly mini size. You’re going to need to reapply and no doubt one of your friends will have left it behind so you’ll need to share.

Tip Three : A comb, not a brush, to backcomb later in the day & give yourself that dishevelled Coachelle fake hippy look.

Tip Four : And unlike the others this is just for the ladies. Multiple floral headbands, this is to match the changing sunlight as the day moves into night. My hair glistens like a dark lake reflecting a full moon, oh I get lost day dreaming about my hair.

If you want to join me for this fiesta all you have to do is tell me this; who weeps when they cut my hair? Here is a tip for you, check out my beautiful commercial.

Here is another tip: respect your hair, always!

Goodbye for now.
Dr. Jesús Ángel.