That George Michael was photographed snogging a young man while swimming in Sydney... A source said: "George went cruising (hur) on Sydney Harbour with some of his new-found male friends. He chartered a cruiser on Monday and took the guys exploring the private coves"... The upside for Kenny Goss is that at least this one is attractive, and doesn't seem the type to hang out in bushes or toilets... That James Corden came across with this delightful story at a Teenage Cancer Trust Comedy Night: "I came home from footie training and all the lights were off, which I thought was a bit weird. We had a frosted door leading into the front room and I could see a figure. I walked in and there he (his dad) was on his knees (in front of Baywatch). He screamed, I screamed. As he was putting it back in his pants all he could say was, 'your brother called for you'. The thing is, I haven't got a brother, I've got two sisters!"... That theMummy Rocks party in aid of the Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity was held at the Bloomsbury Ballroom last night... That such maternal forces as Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, eh, Tracey Emin and Natatlie Imbruglia, turned up to be photographed... That Lindsay Lohan snotted herself while leaving a party in LA at 5.30am under police escort... When she tripped, she "slurred" at awaiting paparazzi: "You guys pushed me"... Lindsay had been pushing herself earlier in the night at Chateau Marmont: "Lindsay was with a group of friends and freaked out when she thought she'd lost her handbag, going round looking under people's tables. But eventually she realized she'd left it on a chair on the other side of the room. Then she locked herself in a toilet stall and began screaming on her phone, saying: 'I can't believe you are not here!' When a girl at the sink asked her if she was OK, she told her to get lost. Once back outside she got grumpy when a friend told her she looked tired"... That Noel Gallagher is to become a father for the third time, his second with current girlfriend Sara MacDonald... That Taylor Swift and the tall dude off Glee who can't dance (Cory Monteith, for those who are sticklers for names) have been spotted canoodling (well, hugging mainly) while playing bowling in Studio City... That Tiger Woods tried to use his driver on LeAnne Rimes, before she married the gay dude... Us Weekly reports: "'They hooked up and everything,' the source tells Us. 'Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!' Alas, Rimes' dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. 'Then her dad almost had a heart attack,' the source adds. 'And he made her stop seeing Tiger'... That two more of Jesses James's mistresses have made themselves known to the press... Number two is a delightful creature, tattooed as much as McGee, called Melissa Smith... She "did jail time for beating up a cop last year - and just this week pleaded not guilty to DUI"... Number three is "Brigitte Daguerre - a Los Angeles photographer (who looks like a porn star) - claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Chopper photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex 4 times before she cut it off. Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic - among the milder... Jesse says, 'I'll be your monkey'"... A "source" at West Coast Choppers said: "Everybody knew. This (that being McGee) is not an isolated incident - when Sandra is away, he gets bored"... No better way to brush off boredom than to enjoy a flirtation with Chlamydia... That I'm off on me holliers for a few days, so I'll leave you in the hands of Alicia Coyle in the interim...
