That the girl (allegedly) raped twice by Jack Tweed has "turned into a recluse after the attack"... That you can read the sordid details of her ordeal in today's Sun, should the mood take you...That Tweed has been seen enjoying dates with Big Brother fodder Channelle Hayes - who is six months pregnant: "They spent the night drinking at Nu Bar in Loughton. When they left the bar they walked hand in hand to Chanelle's car and drove to his house. At one point, he even stopped and put out his hand to feel Chanelle's bump. She loved that. Chanelle stayed the night. When they left on Saturday Jack ran his hand through her hair romantically"... That you still need a license to be in possession of a dog... That Channel 4 are looking to reinstate some housemates of yore to partake in the final Big Brother this summer... They'll probably have Channelle popping in to give birth mid-season. It wouldn't be the first baby to be born in a Big Brother house... That tea-cosie covered numpty from N-Dudz has gotten his ex-girlfriend pregnant for the second time... It's too late to say he "shoulda put sumpthin' awwwn"... Again, you still need a license to be in possession of a dog... That Paul Wellar has "just got engaged to a girl less than half his age, Hannah Andrews"... He'll he screaming around London on a Harley next... That Katy Perry and Russell Brand are looking to buy their second home, this time in New York (they already have joint lodgings in LA, the swine)... That Ashley Cole has been sending presents to Cheryl...'s dogs: "Ashley is willing to do anything to win back Cheryl. He reckons he's had a long, hard think and is a changed man. He had the brooch made (a leaf, to turn over, apparently) and wanted it to represent how he would never stray again if she gave him one more chance. He arranged for two pals to collect the gifts and drop them off at their home in Surrey, ready to greet (/wear) Cheryl (down) when she got in from the airport. Both Cheryl and Ashley love their Chihuahuas so the leather collars were a bit of a light-hearted, jokey present. He had them engraved with the letter 'A' again as a bit of a joke. But he is hoping Buster and Coco will wear them with pride"... Meanwhile, another source reports: "She's changed every lock in the house and even had the code for their state-of-the-art alarm system reset to stop him getting in. Ashley tried to get back into the property, but hasn't been able to. He is livid and they have had another big row about it. It's all threatening to get very nasty. Ashley thought Cheryl had changed all the codes because of an attempted break-in by thieves, but he's since discovered it was to keep him out. He's definitely not happy"... That Jim Carrey is going mad via Twitter: "I have freed Truman at long last! I am grateful for my avatar's many yrs of dedicated service, but no-one has ever won the Tour De France while back peddling… so I killed him (sic)... I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or to be confined by the fear of losing altitude in the 'statusphere'! (my word)… This is no breakdown! (ya sure?) It's a breakthrough! And if you'll just loosen these straps, I'll show you the difference!"... That when Brandon Davis saw Mischa Barton at a party recently, he tweeted: "Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer"... That coming from a sweaty mound of useless lard... That Amy Winehouse's new boobs have been giving her jip: "She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation. She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not"... Someone needs to tell her that not all open orifices are good for hiding her stash... That the "couch Marilyn Monroe used during therapy sessions is to be sold at auction". That, of James Cameron losing out to Katheryn Bigalow at the Oscars, Signourney Weaver said: "Jim didn't have breasts, and I think that was the reason. He should have taken home that Oscar. In the past, Avatar would have won because they [Oscar voters] loved to hand out awards to big productions, like Ben-Hur. Today it's fashionable to give the Oscar to a small movie that nobody saw"... That Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have gotten matching tattoos "The couple rolled into Mario Barth King Ink in The Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night - where they both requested matching lightning bolt tattoos - his on the neck, hers on the wrist"... Ergo, their relationship will last six months... That other tattooed types turned up for the L.A. premiere of Banksy's Exit Through The Gift Shop... That Joaquin 'I've now retired from rapping also, HOLLAH' Phoenix was jealous of Danny Masterson's face foliage... Those in attending included Juliette Lewis, Daryl Hannah, Rebecca De Mornay, Lily Cole, Tony Hawk, Adrien Brody, Minnie Driver, and the Simpson Wentz's's'z's's...

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