All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Ronnie Wood's new twentysomething lady friend has dumped him already... That Hannah said: "I'd never dated anyone much older than me or anyone famous. We watched movies, went for a meal and went to the snooker. He was very kind and gave me a scarf from his collection at Liberty. We last saw each other on Sunday but it has been a very challenging couple of days and I would not want to see him again"... That Jedward are to release Ice Ice Baby with Vanilla Ice: "The 42-year-old singer, real name Robert Matthew Van Winkle, is hoping the pair will reignite his career"... If that doesn't get Van Winkle back on the drugs... That John Mayer said at a recent gig in London: "I could make it happen with any of you ladies tonight. Someone’s getting preggers. Someone's going to have my baby tonight. It only takes 9 months, and 8 hours from now. We should f*** on a leap year or on the Easter Island"... That the Kings of Leon are putting off recording a new album in favour of playing rounds of golf... That the editor of the BBC's One Show, Doug Carnegie, has had to "unreservedly apologise" to Ronnie Corbett for emailing everyone on the production team to say the "little c***" cancelled his appearance... The email has since been leaked and the editor is due to leave in a couple of weeks... Speaking of which, Piers Morgan wrote in his column: "I bounded up the stairs like a hyperactive Labradoodle, then bumped into the one person who could single-handedly ruin the party for me - the Chief Twit, Stephen Fry. Fortunately, just when he pulled out his iPhone to Twitter me into a tedious coma, a large hand reached out and yanked me sideways to safety"... That Piers Morgan is primed to take over Simon Cowell's American Idol judging seat, as is Jonathan Ross... That, of Victoria Beckham's appearance on the series opener of American Idol, an LA Times critic said: "The night's saddest failure, however, was guest judge Victoria Beckham, who actually made plenty of appealing comments and bonded beautifully with fellow judge Kara DioGuardi but whose gaunt appearance was so off-putting it might have cost her the slot DeGeneres eventually won"... That a Village Voice blogger added: "Her face is just too crazy for the close-up, and she has nothing to add to the commentary. I always thought a British accent made people sound smart but I guess I was wrong"... That Dawn and Gary Barlow's tenth wedding anniversary was a cause for celebration at London's Mandarin Oriental Hotel last night, even if guest Cheryl Cole's face states otherwise... Then again, Timmy Mallet (who's evidently found his mallet) was also in attendance, soooo... That or she was recovering from seeing Chris Moyles post verbal/otherwise spew... And someone needs to inform Alesha Dixon that she's never going to be a ballerina - so LAY OFF THE TUTUS...