We've heard of people playing the spoons, but the scissors is a new one on us.
Either Noel Gallagher was taking the opportunity to have a good laugh during his Jools Holland appearance on Tuesday night, he's indulging in some private joke or he's actually lost the plot.
Gallagher was on the show to play new song 'She Taught Me How to Fly', and yes - there was a woman playing the scissors rather intently into a microphone.
Needless to say, people were flummoxed at the latest development in Gallagher's musical evolution...
See the full performance and the Twitter reaction below:
Noel Gallagher on Jools Holland and there's some burd playing a pair of scissors ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/TsiR5qmKgI
— Liam Kelly (@_Liam_Kelly) October 31, 2017
Noel has fully lost the plot, his latest song contains a lady playing the scissors 😂 pic.twitter.com/OESx12apaj
— Charlie Burgess (@burgers_99) October 31, 2017
Why does Noel Gallagher have someone playing the scissors? pic.twitter.com/bdx6LhGlRi
— Matt Astbury (@MAstbury7) October 31, 2017
Fucking scissors. My beloved Noel is turning into everyone he's mercilessly and brilliantly ripped the piss out of since '94. Grim
— Lee Nicholas (@NotQuiteNoel) November 1, 2017
Noel Gallagher having someone in his band "playing" scissors on stage, worst idea on a tv appearance this year? pic.twitter.com/OZBcRxRmrm
— Has it Leaked? (@hasitleaked) November 1, 2017
Rewatching Noel on Jools. The scissors.. even if it wasn't fucking WEIRD.. you can't even hear them.. they don't add to the song at all. Odd
— Lee Nicholas (@NotQuiteNoel) November 1, 2017
"So what do you think you can bring to Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds?"
Bowlcut: "Uhh.. I can play the uh... *looks around* scissors?!" pic.twitter.com/lNVn9pJNaD
— Iain MacMillan (@IainMacMacMac) November 2, 2017
Noel Gallagher had a woman on #LaterJools playing the scissors. Yes, the SCISSORS! It's like he's doing things to deliberately annoy Liam.
— Matthew Taylor (@Matthew_Taylor) October 31, 2017
I wasn't aware that Noel's hedge trimmer was in his band! WTF was with the scissors? 😂🤣
— Sunflower "Sunny" (@BeadyEyeSparrow) October 31, 2017
Of COURSE, Liam had his say, too...
Im afraid not but I do have somebody sharpening a pencil it sounds mega with a bit of reverb on it proper out there gear
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017
I'm afraid not but I do have somebody sticking stickers in a book sounds mega with a bit of reverb on we'll out there gear
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017
Im afraid not but I do have somebody peeling a banana on stage sounds mega with a bit of reverb proper out there gear
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017
This better feature on Celebrity Gogglebox on Friday, or there'll be hell to pay.
