The other day, former boyband star-turned-farmer Abz listed the BRIT Award that he won in 2000 with 5ive on eBay.
It was, to quote the listing, "to fund a delivery of topsoil and maybe some garden tools."
Remarkably, with three days still to go on the auction, bidding has reached over £1.1 million at time of writing - although judging by some of the questions being posed by potential bidders, perhaps not all of them are serious about winning.
You'll see some examples of aforementioned questions below, which have allegedly been answered by Abz's PA, Anna.
Q: Will this item help me to 'get down now'?
A: I can confirm that this item will definitely help you to 'get down'. - Anna (P.A to Abz Love)
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Q: Hello Anna, very serious bidder. Could you confirm that if i win this award, (A remarkable achievement i must say) would Abz hand deliver to my house in Hitchin (Herts) driving his tractor down my street while singing "Don't Fight It Baby". I adore this song, its my ALL time Rave4Fave... LUrrrve Tony
A: Sure thing Tony! - Anna
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Q: Hi, Would you be willing to swap this for half a tuna sandwich and a moldy twiglet?? I am serious buyer
A: I'm afraid that will not be possible. Regards, Anna - P.A to Abz Love
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See the full listing - and bid, if you must - here.
