Apparently, today is International Jedward Day. God help us all.
Who decides this slightly terrifying holiday? Err, apparently Jedward themselves did – or at least their fans did. Not quite sure that's how it works, folks… but y'know, like, whatever. *scissorkicks4ever*
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) November 26, 2014
Even actress and friend-of-Jedward Tara Reid got in on the act…
ðŸ'™ðŸÅ½‰ðŸ'—ðŸ'œðŸÅ½‰ #HappyInternationalJedwardDay
— Tara Reid (@TaraReid) November 26, 2014
To celebrate this rather dubious holiday, here are a selection of the Grimes twins' most bizarre pearls of wisdom from the past year. Modern-day philosophers, so they are.
Went to the shop and had a great spin around with the trolley looking for all the food and going to the checkout was the finish line
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) November 25, 2014
Breaking News:There Might Come A Day When Apple Buy Ireland And Rename It iLand
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) September 11, 2014
Oranges are way more interesting than orange juice like its way more fun peeling and eating each piece it's like Orange ice cubes
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) November 25, 2014
. Full stops went out the door when the ! exclamation mark Came along its like Full stop with a quiff!!
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) September 15, 2014
One Day A President is Going to Wear a Pair of Skinny Jeans
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) September 18, 2014
Squirting Ketchup Always Feels Good
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) September 20, 2014
All the cereal in the world being poured this morning into bowls could fill up a stadium and then we can eat it from a helicopter
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) August 18, 2014
We'll Escape The Confines Of Everyday Life And Experience The True Art Of Happiness-John Grimes and Edward Grimes
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) October 25, 2014
Who Ever Feels Like Elvis When You Say 'Thank You Very Much' After Buying Something In The Shop
— JEDWARD (@planetjedward) May 15, 2014
