Machete
Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Starring: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal
Details: US/104mins 18
Trejo is enigmatic former Mexican policeman, Machete. After his family is murdered by Steven Seagal's sword wielding drug baron, he sets up a stall in America and inadvertently becomes part of the Mexican resistance fighting against the right wing, conservative nuts led by Robert De Niro's senator and Jeff Fahey's political strategist. Jessica Alba pops up as an immigration officer, while former stubble brush Don Johnston also makes an appearance - mostly shooting the aforementioned Mexicans.
There's a heavy, not so subtle underlining here that attempts to reflect the current situation on the Mexico/USA boarder that never works because the majority of the characters are stereotypes. That shouldn't be a massive issue in a film that originated from the cheesy, exploitation cinema of the 70s; the focus should be on fun, and any socially relevant storyline subtly injected. Although the main problem with Machete is more the barrage of poorly played characters - few of who serve a purpose.
Rodriguez, co-directing with his former editor, is an immensely innovative filmmaker who has previously shown a firm hand with such blood-drenched material. Predominately working from his own studio and from his own scripts, he's obviously a collaborative sort, but working outside of the studio system can also be a bad thing when 'reigning it in' might sometimes help the production. Once Upon A Time In Mexico was another overblown affair - after the brilliance of Desperado - while some of the more kiddie friendly stuff doesn't match the quality, on any level, of Sin City.
There is some decently, but not spectacularly, handled action, and Michelle Rodriguez kicks vast amounts of ass. But Trejo lacks the charisma to hold the screen, while peripheral characters (Seagal, Lindsay Lohan) feel like stunt casting. A big disappointment.
Review by Mike Sheridan
Your Comments
Alan
You either don't know your film history or don't have a sense of humour - or both. Machete is a bloody political exploitation expose - in the top ten of this year by far.
Posted 17/10/2010 22:22:44
KickedArse
"a bloody political exploitation expose" That sounds like a behind the scenes doc on a TV3 gossip show. No thanks!
Posted 17/10/2010 22:29:02
ErSheridan
Mike Sheridan, A.k.a. Creature of the night, you're review was a fiendish attempt at grasping a movie far out of your pariahlike range of understanding. Your failure to comprehend the parody within a parody has enlightened us all to your cretinous opinions and pseudo-intellectuality. Danny Trejo achieved the performance of a lifetime under the wing of Robert Rodriguez. The actions scenes were choreographed to perfection allowing the characters to improvise, Danny Trejo excelling in this field. Mike Sheridan, I personally request you to resign as a failed movie critic as you are ignorantly dashing peoples chances of witnessing some of modern cinema's classics. You are a danger to the movie industry as well as the English language.
Posted 23/11/2010 16:20:06
Mike Sheridan
That's mad - we have the same second name!
Posted 23/11/2010 16:43:07
jimsheridan
I hope you're both coming to the family reunion next friday
Posted 23/11/2010 16:58:55
MrMo
Are their two different versions of this film? Cause the one I saw was like a poorly executed SNL sketch
Posted 23/11/2010 17:28:29
IgnatiousSheridan
I'll be there lads - it's going to be great.
Posted 24/11/2010 11:26:23
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