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The Men Who Stare At Goats

The Men Who Stare At Goats

The Men Who Stare At Goats rated 3.5

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Release Date: 04 November 2009
Director: Grant Heslov
Starring: George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Lang
Details: US/93mins 15A

Clooney shines in this remarkable story, based on actual events.

Maybe a little too quirky to really appeal to the masses, this offbeat, but amusing production marks the directorial debut of George Clooney's producing cohort, Grant Heslov, who does a fine job of translating somewhat nonsensical yarn into a coherent and entertaining movie. For the first two thirds at least, this is an intriguing watch, introducing us to characters in a jovial manner that manages to come with a surprising amount of context through nicely-done flashbacks. It may lose its way towards the final hurdle, as the assembled talents struggle to find a suitable way of concluding a truly unbelievable story, but this is, at the very least, hugely interesting stuff.

The opening tagline to The Men Who Stare At Goats reads "you'd be surprised at how much of this is true", as it veers away from cliché, even in its opening credits. Ewan McGregor is a small time journalist, who has just been dumped by his wife for his one-armed editor. Desperate to prove himself as a man, he decides to head off to the Middle East, and report from amidst the fledging conflict in Iraq. There he meets Clooney's former CIA operative, who insists that he was part of a top secret team of physic spies developed to be super soldiers by Jeff Bridges Vietnam veteran - who had turned to spirituality after a traumatic experience in battle. They consider themselves Jedi's, and there's a strong possibility not all of it is bullshit.

This is the third time George Clooney has tackled conflict in the Middle East, after two brilliant efforts in Three Kings and Syriana; both of which caused his stock in Hollywood to rise significantly. Since Paul Newman has passed on, Clooney is now pretty much the sole barer of the 'classic movie star' tag, and once again, he injects a performance with a Coen Brothers level of quirky. His twitches, his more ponderous moments; you buy this character because it's Clooney, and he's exceptional here. McGregor does a solid job, and Bridges is excellent, but Spacey's spanner in the works is cruelly underwritten.

It's a testament to Heslov's ability as a filmmaker that he was able to make the flashbacks work without slowing down the core story of McGregor and Clooney in the desert; but come the last twenty five minutes, proceedings slow to a grinding halt, and the film then ends with a disappointing whimper. For the vast majority of its running time though, The Men Who Stare At Goats is original, funny and strangely informative.

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Yawn! - Armin Tamsarian

Man am I glad I didn't go to see this in the cinema. Watched it at home and for the majority of the movie I was bored out of my couch. Does being quirky/wacky/weird automatically make this a great... MORE
Review Published 25 January 2010

Star Rating: Armin Tamsarian has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

You need an IQ to like this movie - Fred

Great film; not the usual schlock and sspecial effects riddled tripe of this age. The one star reviewers probably like books based on television shows. Very telling disparity in reviews, what with... MORE
Review Published 28 December 2009

Star Rating: Fred has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 5

psychically-psycho, smart & fun! - ninamo

Brilliant, hilarious film that allows some interesting truths to seep into the story via farce & angst. -- I loved it!
Review Published 17 December 2009

Star Rating: ninamo has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 5

boring and disappointing - Danielle

the budget and the cast were big. the script and pace of the movie were dull. the best thing about it is the title.
Review Published 07 December 2009

Star Rating: Danielle has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

my god - Hazer

there are so many of you MORONS out there! it's unbelievable how your taste in movies can be so far up their ass. I'm genuinely amazed. This is a very good movie.
Review Published 05 December 2009

Star Rating: Hazer has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

I've been reactivated! - movielover

the best scenes are between Clooney & McGregor especially in the cell. i haven't laughed that hard in the cinema in a long time. Bridges was back in 'The Dude' character again. even the five... MORE
Review Published 30 November 2009

Star Rating: movielover has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Every joke falls flat - mike mc mo

This movie makes it easy to see how Hollywood so regularly produces dreck. Respectable story, lots of jokes, great cast, and it all comes together to make a completely forgettable, bland, boring,... MORE
Review Published 30 November 2009

Star Rating: mike mc mo has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

Great trailer - poor movie - declanh

In the cinema, the person to my left started snoring about an our into the movie. Is there a more telling sign that there is something wrong with a movie than that? It has its moments undoubtedly -... MORE
Review Published 29 November 2009

Star Rating: declanh has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

the worst movie - flower

please save your hard earned money and stay at home!!! This was just all over the place,i even walked out!! something i never done before.
Review Published 24 November 2009

Star Rating: flower has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

Just for a moment, suspend belief... - mj

Yes I know that this movie, like the book, is a subtle blend of fact, fiction and something that straddles both, but..... Well if after watching this, you are not scared to your very core, then... MORE
Review Published 24 November 2009

Star Rating: mj has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

spelling - Maria

I may seem pedantic but I wish those who reviewed this film could spell - pet hate of mine!
Review Published 23 November 2009

Star Rating: Maria has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

Awful - Poolskimmer

Why would anyone go to see this movie...perhaps adolescent boys might get off on this crap.
Review Published 23 November 2009

Star Rating: Poolskimmer has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

Judge a movie by its trailer. - Curiosity

I think this movie will be great and I see no reason for it to be so bad I mean this movie is wacky,funny, and legendary. Some might not see it but I do and always will. Maybe one day you'll all wake... MORE
Review Published 22 November 2009

Star Rating: Curiosity has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

I guess it's true - jimbob

Those dang hollywood types! There they go again acting like "acting" is so great. Where's the bombs and boobies! Wait, I forgot blood! Me and my dang kids got right up outta there and after sneaking... MORE
Review Published 21 November 2009

Star Rating: jimbob has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 5

Not much of a story line but hilarious!! - S8rah

If you're looking for a decent funny film that will make you really laugh and enjoy yourself you'll love this! it's a real slap stick and the irony and comedy combined are just hilarious! It really... MORE
Review Published 20 November 2009

Star Rating: S8rah has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Disappointed - Siobhan L

Ewan McGregor is a local news journalist and when his marriage breaks down he decides to enter a bigger pond and goes to Iraq. There he meets Clooney who was the best the US Army had at mind control.... MORE
Review Published 20 November 2009

Star Rating: Siobhan L has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

Hilarious Look at the Absurdity of War - Jason O' Mahony

"I wanted to prove myself and for my sins, fate taught me a lesson," says Ewan McGregor's voice over in THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS, invoking the classic Martin Sheen voice over in... MORE
Review Published 19 November 2009

Star Rating: Jason O' Mahony has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

So Funny - Idge

Thought this was one of the funniest films I have seen in ages. The whole cast were excellent, the script was great and the LSD scene at the end was hilarious! Go see it, don't listen to other... MORE
Review Published 17 November 2009

Star Rating: Idge has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Not worth going to cinema to see. - Karen

I taught the film had funny bits but expected it to be a lot funnier. its funny in a stupid way as nothing makes sense. Not worth going to cinema but worth renting when it comes out.
Review Published 17 November 2009

Star Rating: Karen has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

sleep factor - gary c

after seeing trailers i was left feeling robed, expected more from the cast line up butt it never dellivered, hard to keep eyes open, left looking for a few laughs at least to try and make sence of... MORE
Review Published 17 November 2009

Star Rating: gary c has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

This Movie SUCT Really Bad!! - ShocknfnAwe

I consider myself a pretty goodd judge in movies and I am not too picky...And there was nothing good about this movie. Absolute Hollywood GARBAGE!! I would like to nuke the person who came up with... MORE
Review Published 15 November 2009

Star Rating: ShocknfnAwe has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

An unusual movie but a very enjoyable one - Fiona74

When a movie has a name as cumbersome as 'The Men who stare at goats', it is hard to know what to expect so I purposedly shied away from reading or hearing what it was about and went in knowing only... MORE
Review Published 12 November 2009

Star Rating: Fiona74 has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Wacky, weird and wonderful - Janet McKennedy

This film is based on a mad concept and the maddest thing about it is that it is based on fact. The American army had a division who tried to kill a goat by staring at it and that is the premise of... MORE
Review Published 11 November 2009

Star Rating: Janet McKennedy has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

Brilliant! - Mark

How people came up with this script i will never know! Brilliant cast, even funnier storyline.
Review Published 11 November 2009

Star Rating: Mark has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Quirky and interesting - Seamus '85

An interesting movie based around what sounds like a highly far-fetched premise. Clooney really shines in his role as does Jeff Bridges in support. Ewan McGregor and Kevin Spacey's characters are... MORE
Review Published 11 November 2009

Star Rating: Seamus '85 has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

Not Great - Walnuts

This reminded me of the fim Burn After Reading - another Coen brothers comedy that i thought was poor. This film is actually slightly better. George Clooney is pretty good in many different faces... MORE
Review Published 10 November 2009

Star Rating: Walnuts has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 2

Poor Film considering the Cast - Gary

The film based on the Jon Ronson bestseller is very original and it also has a great cast with Clooney,Bridges,Ewan Mcgregor and Kevin Spacey but it just does not entertain and the end of the film... MORE
Review Published 10 November 2009

Star Rating: Gary has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

Awful, Absolutely Awful - sebastian

Waste of time and money. This is the worst movie I seen in well....forever. My family and I got up and left before it was over.
Review Published 09 November 2009

Star Rating: sebastian has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

Here we go again - another waste of a night. - Saphor

I really need to stop going to the cinema, when week after week - lm subjecting myself and my partner to agonising dribble. Perhaps its like fishing. One keeps on hoping that this once - youll get... MORE
Review Published 09 November 2009

Star Rating: Saphor has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

In a word - epk

The last comedy I seen that came with as much critical acclaim and in fact was total rubbish was The Royal Tenenbaums. Granted the film is different and generally thats a good thing as Hollywood... MORE
Review Published 08 November 2009

Star Rating: epk has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

Palerider - Mike Sheridan

Good point - but Eastwood has retired from leading man status and is now concentrating on directing.
Review Published 07 November 2009

Star Rating: Mike Sheridan has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Excellent - Palerider

The film was excellent, however I would dsagree with one point raised by Mike, that since the passing of P aul Newman George Clooney is the sloe bearer of classic movie star, has the reviewer not... MORE
Review Published 07 November 2009

Star Rating: Palerider has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 4

Save your money - mark

I can understand some of the other comments, but at the end of the day we personally go to the cinema to be entertained, and this film was rubbish. If you wish to see a parody of the US army then... MORE
Review Published 06 November 2009

Star Rating: mark has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 1

Fantastic! - goatiegoatgoats

How amazing is this film! I've seen it and it is one of the best this year. Jeff "The Dude" Bridges is definitely the highlight.
Review Published 05 November 2009

Star Rating: goatiegoatgoats has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 5

Thirst - kevo

Should have shaved the 1st hour off this film, 2nd half was very good with a funny ending.
Review Published 02 November 2009

Star Rating: kevo has rated The Men Who Stare At Goats  rated 3

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