Ted 16
- Director: Seth MacFarlane
- Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
- Genre: Comedy
- Details: US /105mins 16
- Release Date: 3rd August 2012
It's always extremely refreshing when a movie knows exactly what it is. The marketing doesn't lie, the star is on the same page as the director and generally speaking, the film ticks over, regardless of genre. Ted is a crude, foulmouthed comedy from the creator of a crude, foulmouthed series, that stars Mark Wahlberg and a teddy bear. It also happens to be frequently hilarious, and at times borderline sweet. This is currently doing Hangover-style business at the North American box-office and it's very easy to see why.
Wahlberg is directionless but well-meaning 35-year-old John, who made a wish when he was a child that his teddy bear, Ted, would come alive and be his best pal forever. Lo and behold his wish comes true, and a few decades later both are still firm pals. Somewhere in there, John meets the gorgeous Lori (Kunis), and she moves in with him and Ted. Constantly pushing him to grow up, it soon becomes apparent that John will have trouble taking life seriously unless Ted moves out (the final straw comes when a hooker takes a crap on their apartment floor.) Will their friendship last? Will Lori get pissed off and leave John for her sleazy boss (a very funny McHale)?
Naturally, it's important that you know what kind of film to expect when sitting down to view Ted. Fans of Family Guy and American Dad certainly won't be disappointed, as it pushes the same irreverent humour as both of those popular animated serials - albeit on a larger, more expletive ridden scale. Seth McFarlane has never directed a movie before and his story and character credentials are hardly stellar, given the interchangeable plot of his shows. But if he knows how to do one thing, it's 'funny'. Family Guy in particular feels like it was written by comedians, and he carries that sensibility over to his first feature film. Ted is a very simple movie with the plot almost an afterthought - but you get the impression that McFarlane realises this.
Audiences have flocked to see this comedy on the promise of a cursing, womanizing, pot-smoking bear, and it delivers in spades. Ted is a fantastic character, superbly embodied by the dulcet tones of its director. He's a battering-ram of zingers who renders the plot pretty much inconsequential, while Wahlberg provides the perfect foil to him. The Boston native has pushed the intense action roles over the past few years, but somewhat surprisingly has found his true home in comedy. He balances John's utter density with just enough charm for you to get why Lori would go out with him, while Ted is actually given a (somewhat) believable backstory.
A consistently funny, sometimes sweet and pretty much always offensive comedy and a cracking feature debut from McFarlane. 'F**k you thunder', indeed.
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Review by Mike Sheridan | 09:00 | Monday 30th July 2012 | Movie Review
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DomS
Looking forward to this one, look brilliant :-)
Posted 08:57 | Wed 23rd May 2012 -
Zoffy
Could I get Ted for my Wingman?
Posted 10:58 | Sat 23rd Jun 2012 -
ShankillDublin
I think this preview could do with some more detail. :-) I don't think the 13,000 viewers will have had a happy experience. How about some pictures of dancing girls or celebrities looking stupid?
Posted 17:28 | Fri 29th Jun 2012 -
ChuckH1962
Seriously....you took your kids to see an R rated movie and you were shocked that there was content not appropriate for children? The movie is hilarious.....go and see it.
Posted 16:20 | Fri 6th Jul 2012 -
ChuckH1962
Seriously....you took your kids to see an R rated movie and you were shocked that there was content not appropriate for children? The movie is hilarious.....go and see it.
Posted 16:20 | Fri 6th Jul 2012 -
Ian
It's enjoyable but it could have been so much more. It would have been better if Ted was the main star and Wahlberg the co-star but as it is you'll still get a laugh out of it.
Posted 12:42 | Thu 19th Jul 2012 -
janaxgara
Hated this film. Was like one big long episode of Family guy. The humour was really immature and disgusting. The only people that laughed in the theater when i saw this was 14 yr old boys. Don't go to this movie, waste of money and time.
Posted 05:00 | Tue 31st Jul 2012 -
FilmBuff76
I think Ted is the funniest film I've seen since The Hangover. I totally got it, perhaps because I have a few things in common with Mark Wahlberg's character e.g. an 80s kid who grew up with the Flash Gordon film. I loved the Sam J. Jones cameo. Death to Ming!
Posted 21:03 | Tue 31st Jul 2012 -
TheAwkwardDancer
Going to see this today, can't wait.
Posted 15:17 | Wed 1st Aug 2012 -
Tyler Durden
Superb debut from Seth (talented b**tard). Laugh-out-loud funny. And it's not just one-liners from Ted, there is a semblence of a plot. (Thought the Airplane! reference was hilarious).
Posted 12:37 | Thu 2nd Aug 2012 -
Bertaut
You took your kids to see this?? Parent of the year award coming your way!
Posted 00:21 | Fri 3rd Aug 2012 -
damienmcd
I wasn't impressed at all. It's nothing new really and I had expected a lot more from Seth McFarlane. I thought it was just a rip-off of the Wilfred TV Show with a CGI teddy instead of a human in a bear suit.
Posted 11:04 | Fri 3rd Aug 2012 -
coolsteve69
Not impressed. It tries but its not Family guy or American dad. Its just not good. The humour has been done and watching a CGI teddy trying to be Peter but in real life (if that makes sense) didnt work. Wahlberg has good performance though!!
Posted 13:04 | Fri 3rd Aug 2012 -
Rachel
This is out and out hilarious. Its excatly what you think its going to be. Crude, low brow and damn right fun.
Posted 15:04 | Fri 3rd Aug 2012 -
johnheerey
Saw it last night - was really looking forward to it. Overall it's not bad, but it's not laugh-a-minute either. I'd probably have enjoyed it more watching at home with a couple of beers, so I wouldn't race to see it in a cinema. As is often the case, a lot of the funnier clips were in the trailer - but I suppose that inevitable. I'd give it about 7/10 - definitely not bad, but didn't quite live up to the hype.
Posted 16:11 | Fri 3rd Aug 2012 -
Sara
really enjoyed this movie ted rocks i want one!! smoking pot was so funny it was just so cool really good movie go see if you haven't will brighten up your day!!
Posted 23:14 | Thu 9th Aug 2012 -
shelley
I Seen This Movie It Is Hilarious:)
Posted 13:38 | Fri 17th Aug 2012 -
Rémi Thomas
really really good
Posted 12:39 | Tue 21st Aug 2012 -
Stephen
average at best.....jokes will appeal to the masses but really basic and not smart at all
Posted 20:18 | Wed 22nd Aug 2012 -
Samson26
Not as good as expected but I did enjoy it mainly for the randomness of the whole thing!
Posted 16:50 | Sat 25th Aug 2012 -
kath mahon
Goin to see this laugh out movie again it was fantastic , lmao ahha
Posted 17:33 | Thu 30th Aug 2012 -
Tiggy
The word 'hilarious' is used far too often (and, a lot of the time, with no good reason) in the film world. Here's another example of this. Ted is a bit of fun and (sometimes) amusing but 'hilarious'?? No! In the past I have left cinemas thinking 'what a waste of time-there's 1 1/2 hours of my life I'm never going to get back'. But, thankfully that didn't happen with Ted. It was ok- that's the best I can say about it. Over-hyped films always disappoint. Sad but true.
Posted 20:02 | Thu 30th Aug 2012
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