Wearable technology has reached its peak. It's blown its load. It's gushed forth with this latest release.

Did we get all of the puns out of the way? Good, let's continue.

Pornhub, yes THAT website that mysteriously crops up in your Browser History for no apparent reason, has entered the Wearable Tech race with its latest creation.

The WankBand. Yes, really.

According to their little introduction video, the WankBand works by using a valve with a weight instead that stores energy that can then be used to charge up your phone, laptop or any USB chargeable device.

The valve moves up and down by, well, that motion when it's worn when you're doing... that.

Just think, having a bit of "Me Time" can help you save on your ESB bill.

Congratulations, the future has arrived.

 

 

Via YouTube