Someone thought it would be a good idea to have 50 Shades of Grey author E.L James do a Q&A on Twitter this evening. For those that aren't on the social media, this involves anyone and everyone asking her questions using the hashtag #AskELJames, and as you can imagine, things have got kind of out of hand.
While some demand the author answers questions regarding what they see to be a clearly abusive relationship in the books, others, took a more... sardonic tone.
Sometimes, the internet is just great craic.
Watching the #AskELJames hashtag like... pic.twitter.com/UoVRJBASDu
— Michael Scally (@FizzVsTheWorld) June 29, 2015
Can I have the 2 hours of my life back I spent watching the DVD? #AskELJames
— Rick O'Shea (@rickoshea) June 29, 2015
Which do you hate more, women or the English language? #AskELJames
— Ian Robinson (@eyeswideshut75) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames What's the minimum distance you have to stay away from Stephenie Meyer at all times?
— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015
Sweet mecy, there's so much I want to #AskELJames Most start with "why" and end with the implacable howling of the damned.
— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames I've counted and there are actually only 46 shades of grey in your book. I'll be contacting Trading Standards immediately.
— Psych Tyson (@PsychTyson) June 29, 2015
My boyfriend never secretly tracked me via hidden GPS, does this mean he doesn't really care about me? #AskELJames
— Anna (@thatswedishgirl) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames This man got billed for your books, but he definitely didn't read them. Can you help him? pic.twitter.com/kf5aCrATiY
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) June 29, 2015
A train leaves Chicago going 65mph. Another train leaves Boston going 80mph. How do you sleep at night? #AskELJames
— Jeff Heatherly (@MrJeffHeatherly) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames I need advice on making a BIG romantic gesture. Should I put a GPS tracker in her phone and make threats if she tries to leave?
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Can you confirm that you will be writing the story of Ramsay Bolton from his perspective, showing he is just misunderstood?
— Ros (@GameOverRos) June 29, 2015
Any thoughts of revamping Grey from the perspective of a writer? #AskELJames
— PhilipClark (@MusicClerk) June 29, 2015
This must be E.J. James's PR person right now. LMAO #AskELJames pic.twitter.com/Wmloq5FhMC
— Dawn (@dmhoneyc) June 29, 2015
EL James entering the #AskELJames hashtag. pic.twitter.com/hugpOU0MiH
— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015
do you think jon snow is dead #AskELJames
— Alex Shephard (@alex_shephard) June 29, 2015
This must be E.J. James's PR person right now. LMAO #AskELJames pic.twitter.com/Wmloq5FhMC
— Dawn (@dmhoneyc) June 29, 2015