Look, let's start this article in the right way: none of us are going to pretend that we don't know what this poor student was going through.

We've been to that place where even the thought of alcohol is enough to make you physically ill, sometimes even the smell of Red Bull or cranberry juice reminds you of the powerful feat of liquid ingestion which you performed the night before. We feel this kid's pain and none of us are any better than her.

No matter the case, one poor Oxford University student will remember this hangover (if that's indeed what it was) for a while, as being a real trooper, she struggled her way out of bed and headed to an English lecture on etymology and word meaning, where the lecturer was explaining words such as 'banter' and phrases like 'lord of lash'. High brow stuff at university these days.

That's when it all really kicked off, as Dr. Charlotte Brewer began to turn to the topic of 'Jagermeister', and things went wrong. Well, at least for our protagonist, who could no longer hold back that powerful wave of nausea sweeping over her, filling the very core of her being with the unstoppable desire to empty the contents of her stomach on to the ground.

The Metro report that the news spread round the room like a domino effect as the terrible embarrassed student went in search of toilet paper and tissues to try and clean up her mess. One student said "I’m not sure if she was hungover or not, but she certainly looked green around the gills."

To add insult to injury, they have come up with a rather clever nickname for the poor girl: the chundergraduate.

Via BroBible and The Metro. Main pic via Wikipedia