Cert: 3+
Platform: Wii
Genre: Music
This is it. We are here. In my opinion we have reached the bottom. Things can only get better!
This sorry excuse for €50 of your well earned cash is without a doubt the biggest load of horse manure to be boxed and labeled since the Wii was born. Now I will admit I have had my doubts about their cute and cuddly approach before, but I have been able to see past that… not this time.
This is not a game. There is no point to it. I would liken it to a novelty Christmas card; it's funny the first time but come suppertime on Stephen's Day you are ready to gauge the eye of the next person who opens it.
You rhythmically swing your wiimote about and your Mii does the rest, picks the notes, plays the tune. You are literally the metronome. If I wanted to learn how to keep time I'd have bought a damn timekeeping game.
By far and away the worst title to hit the Wii, a sorry excuse for a computer game and a horrible experience. And if I hear "twinkle twinkle" any time soon there is going to be a massacre.
Rent or Buy: Avoid
Graphics: 0/5
Game Play: 0/5
Replay Value: 0/5
Overall: 1/5
Review by: Eamonn Cleary
