G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Cobra
GReat - mommylov3
i didnt think it would be that good by the previews but we went and seen it. I loved it i thought it was wonderful, and all the action in it. It is a MUST see MOVIE if you love movies then you will love this one!;
Review published on the 19 August 2009 15:06
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