As Fifty Shades-mania reaches a climax, some people just aren't getting it.

Feminist author Nell McCafferty is one such woman who just doesn't dig on EL James' bestselling novel. The playwright / author sat down and read a few lines from the book and it's just hilarious.

What's more funny, we think, is her colour commentary throughout. Our favourite line has to be "I'm glad my menopause is over..."

Click the video to experience the sheer genius of national treasure Nell McCafferty.

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