We're still not able to fully process the fact that Quentin Tarantino - as in, Pulp Fiction / Jackie Brown / Inglorious Basterds Quentin Tarantino - is now setting course for Star Trek as his tenth, and possibly final film.

As it stands, there's no word on a release date on the film - but it looks like it's finally happening as both a screenwriter has been locked down and the likes of Patrick Stewart has said he's happy to return as Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Whether it gets that wild or not, nobody knows yet, but one thing's for sure - it's going to be unlike anything in Star Trek history.

So, to try ease us into the weirdness, The Nerdist have put together a fake trailer for what they think Tarantino's Star Trek will look like. It's... yeah, take a look.

"The Captain's Log isn't the only wood he's packing!" That's just genius writing right there, that's what that is.