Sofia Vergara firing bullets from her crotch? Check. Crazy Mel Gibson playing a 'genuine, high calibre f*cker people upper'? Check. Crazy Charlie Sheen playing the American President? Fantastic. Decapitations and more bloodspill than the rest of this year's actioners combined, courtesy of the titular Danny Trejo? Of course.

Add in an impressive ensemble cast and you've got what looks like a very fun, stomach-churning black comedy/action flick.

Here the US President enlists Machete to track down and kill Gibson's ruthless arms dealer and assasinate him, with a fair few lols on the way.

If you're in any way put off by blood, then this is certainly the movie for you; by the end of it you'll have become so desensitised by the sight of it, you'll likely march yourself straight off to a blood donation clinic.

NSFW, or kids, obviously.

Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega, Demián Bichir, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr, William Sadler and Marko Zaror all star.