Well this is getting very cheesy altogether. Are Seth MacFarlane's teeth and eyes glistening? Damn those Americans and their flawless sets of delph. You wouldn't catch one of us Paddys hosting the show, glistening from ear to ear with our Barry's tea stained gnashers. Still though, that's just part of our charm.

Anyhoo, Oscar time is almost upon us. Forgotten who's been nominated? Fear not, we've got the list right here.