CGI was used to give Dakota Johnson pubes in Fifty Shades of Grey

In CGI-pubic hair news, it's been revealed that Fifty Shades of Grey star Dakota Johnson's muff was added in via computers.

Yes, we are not joking.

In a recent interview, Fifty Shades of Grey cinematographer and Armagh native Seamus McGarvey explained that the actors, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, work protective patches over their pubic regions to stop them hitting off one another.

McGarvey explained that the situation of adding pubic hair was "surreal", but that he did it nonetheless. What a champ.

"I wouldn't say it was one of the highlights of my career, but it certainly was one of the most surreal scenarios. We did have a butt double for Dakota. I had the pleasure of casting a nontattooed bottom - Surreal Scenario No. 2."

The magic of cinema, folks.

Imagine him coming from work and explaining to his significant other that he spent most of the day adding pubic hair to a famous woman's vagina with computers.