X Factor Song Announced

Easy now.. you can regain your composure and excitement, now sit back and enjoy the rest of the show. Simon Cowell has finally announced what song will bring the winner of the X Factor their only Christmas number one. Well, lets be honest, there's no Leona or Alexandra Burke in the final four. The Sun reports that, Mr 'I love my self sooooo blaady much' Cowell, has said the winner will sing a Miley Cyrus classic, The Climb... *tumbleweed*
 

Now, as an outspoken Miley C loather, I haven't got the foggiest notion what the song sounds like, but, it's safe to say that it will be played 24/7 after the final on 13th December, so it won't take long for the soppy tune to become embedded in the brain. Apparently the finalists aren't feeling as confident in Hannah Montana, as their boss is. It is a ballad, supposedly, *shrugs shoulders*, and suits a more female vocal, ie; Stacey 'take deep loud breaths, fanks' Soloman and Joe 'I'm morphing into Cherrtyll Cole' McElderry. This leaves Danyl and Olly quaking in their size tens that they won't win the £1 million recording contract, as they have a more male tone that just won't suit the song.
All contestants have already started rehearsing their versions, so, I suppose only time will tell.

C'mon Olly *punches air*

-Alicia Coyle