She's only harping on about the time she dated Simon Cowell again. When asked how long she dated Peat Briquette Head for, she said:
"On and off, because Simon was a horrible cheat! He was a horrible cheat. He was always disappearing and stuff, you know, and I'd have to work and he'd almost be laughing as he waved me off on a plane to Japan, like, 'Great, I'm going to have a really good time while you're away.' I'd be crying he'd be laughing! He reckons that I broke his heart, but he definitely broke mine. We'd break up because he’d do something awful and I'd go off and find somebody else. Then he’d see me with somebody else and not like that and wait for it to fall apart. He'd do weird things to p**s my boyfriend off, and then, of course, I'd go back to him… I had a huge crush on him. He actually liked a friend of mine, who was triple timing him, and he just really surprised me one day, by saying, 'You know what, I don't really like her, it's you I like.' You know when you don't kind of believe it, because we were such buddies? But it was fantastic, because I thought he was really cute."
Yeeaah. Money and power are so cute... But whatever about you dating Cowell, we want to know about the time you (allegedly) did Brad Pitt... SPILL.
