All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That we're meant to believe Kim Kardashian went to the trouble of having her arse x-rayed just so we'd believe she didn't have implants... That's what celebrity news has become, people... That Lindsay Lohan has "escaped jail time again" for failing an urine test she didn't have to take? On the upside, the judge got to blow hot air at her for the cameras again: "Don't give people reason to hate you. Don't do stupid things that fly in the spirit of the court's order. You know I sentenced you to jail (HAH!). You know I didn't sentence you to house arrest, and what do you do? You have barbecues at your house so your neighbours are writing letters about you"... Lindsay is now only permitted to have one houseguest at a time, and the world keeps turning... That Chelsea Handler is in trouble with Serbia... While passing comment on Chelsea Lately regarding the state of Amy Winehouse at her recent gig in Belgrade, Handler said something along the lines of "she's a disappointment, just like Serbia". Since then a "Facebook page calling for a boycott of the show as well as an official apology from Handler was later launched by Filip Filipi, a representative of the Chicago anti-defamation group 28. Jun. The organisation monitors the way in which Serbia is portrayed across Western media as part of its remit"... That the page currently has in excess of 15,000 'Likes'... That Andrew Garfield is dating his Amazing Spider-Man co-star Emma Stone... That the likelihood of Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr hooking up is minimal; when McCartney was asked would be collaborate with Starr again, he replied: "Why would I want to do that?"... That Donald Sutherland had a collision with a cyclist in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon...
