All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That 17-year-old Taylor Momsen was seen swinging out of Natt (son of Paul) Weller after she performed at the Wireless festival... That suspected Vulcan, Alexa Chung got one of the backstage bouncers into a sleeper hold in order for Kelly Osbourne to gain access to the VIP area... That Cher Lloyd's new single, Swagger Jagger, has had 17,000 'likes' on YouTube... It's also had 40,000 'dislikes'... That Ashley Cole and Jay Z are opening up a restaurant together, called 40/40, "that offers jobs to young people who have been unemployed for well ages. Presumably because Ashley needs to pretend he’s a really nice person in order to win Cheryl back"... That Cheryl and Ashley are celebrating their reunion by bringing innocent children into the world: "They got back together because they want children and they could not live without each other. They’ve never been happier. Cheryl is back home and they have never been happier. Ashley has got his wife back, and this time it's for keeps. He has learned from his mistakes and knows he messed up (REPEATEDLY) but he's promised Cheryl he will change. He realised no one else came close to Cheryl, no one else made him feel secure and loved. Cheryl felt the same. She knew it would never work with Derek. There's even talk of getting married again"... That Danni Minogue and Kris Smith's son, Ethan, has just turned one and celebrated his first year on the planet with his godparents Kylie Minogue and Brian McFadden (?!?)... That Victoria Beckham is having her baby daughter via C Section "either on the 10th or the 14th", so one can assume it'll be neither date... That ex-co-stars Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale were seen patting each other's arses and kissing each other's necks at the latter's birthday party over the weekend...
